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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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