Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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