If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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