Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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