You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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