I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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