She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ketchup is God's man juice
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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