She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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