Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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