I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Do you remember whose house we're in?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
