She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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