I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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