Me. At least after what I've been through.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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