i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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