HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
