Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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