we have pet lesbian snakes
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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