I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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