im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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