Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
zippers are such a cool invention
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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