yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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