: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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