i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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