With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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