16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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