I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Found your dick twin last night
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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