I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
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