I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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