"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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