I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Pants 0. Shit 1.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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