Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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