I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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