Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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