I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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