what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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