i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
sex in a hospital.. check
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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