I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My bed smells like the plague
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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