when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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