her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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