no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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