Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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