Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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