Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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