I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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