Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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