Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
