I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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