OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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