Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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