Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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