you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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