im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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