my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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