Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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