We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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