Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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